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Eavan | 18 | Master of Sass

maybe


someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via everythingyoulovetohate)

(Source: thirstiest, via mooshumuffin)

railroadsoftware:

im sorry to break this to you, but it seems as if i have owned you so hard that you are now officially my son. im not happy about it either. in fact i am very disappointed in you 

(via justdontwordshurt)

cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

(via sexyseventhgrader)

ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via intensional)

meladoodle:

*awkwardly left alone with a baby* soooo….. do you… watch game of thrones?

(via mooshumuffin)

tapelessleopard:

Accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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(via mooshumuffin)


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famousest:

pro tip: proof read your papers and practice your writing prowess and supremacy before you submit it to your teach on the first days of the term up to the middle that way you can bullshit your way through your finals and still get a high grade first impression lasts kids

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

(via mooshumuffin)

And so starts my first night at college alone.

sassykumquat:

LET’S HEAR IT FOR AMERICA’S SUITE LIFE