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Eavan | 18 | Master of Sass

antigxne:

forget the young blood chronicles where’s the sixteen candles sequel video

(via deadvalley)

betalars:

friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.

(Source: plutoroyal, via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

mleting:

Oregon welcomed us nicely.

cannibalkween:

I annoy myself with my own laugh

prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

(via grilledcheezed)

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

(via trait)